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This is our favourite and most popular ‘Readers Question’ to date, hence we re-bublish it from time to time.
Dear Mark (and all Property118 readers)
I think my wife might be having an affair with one of my tenants. The usual give away signs are all there, lots of “girlie nights out”, which she never used to do, and phone calls where the other person just hangs up when I answer the phone, mainly when I wouldn’t usually be at home. It’s been going on for months and I didn’t put two and two together until recently.
When I do 1471 the callers number has been withheld but the other day the callers number was there so I called it back and sure enough it was one of my tenants. He said he must have called my number by accident but soon after that my wife got a text and had to “pop out” because one of her work colleagues had apparently “lost her keys” and couldn’t lock up. I offered to take her but she insisted on going alone as her friend had told her she was having marriage problems so they might go for a drink afterwards for a girlie chat. ![]()
When she got home she said she was having another night out with the girls on Friday so I decided just to agree. My plan was to stake out my tenants property and she if she would turn up.
I remember my wife showing this tenant around the property when it became vacant and raving about how good looking he was. She also did the check in so I’ve never actually met him but I have spoken to him on the phone a few times.
Friday came and I decided to get a taxi from work and get dropped off around the corner from my tenants house so my wife had no chance of spotting my car if she did turn up. I decided to climb onto the garage roofs opposite my property, armed with my camera and telescopic lens where I could get a better view and a good shot. I laid on the roof for around an hour in the dark and cold, continually focussing my camera on my rental property so I could get the perfect shot for evidence purposes.
Whilst I was up there waiting I zoomed into the roof area and noticed that I have a few tiles missing and the guttering is coming away from the roof. My question, therefore, is: does anybody know a good roofing contractor in the Croydon area?
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8:31 AM, 23rd November 2025, About 3 months ago
Ha Ha Ha! Its nice to have a bit of light relief
Have you ever thought of writing a novel or a play?
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9:09 AM, 23rd November 2025, About 3 months ago
Reply to the comment left by JB at 23/11/2025 – 08:31
JB, I appreciate the question. Most of my time goes into writing articles and eBooks that give landlords something solid to work with. That has always been my focus because the sector keeps throwing serious challenges at us and people need reliable guidance they can act on.
I do agree there is room for a bit of light entertainment as well. When everything else in the news feels heavy, it helps to have the occasional piece that gives people a smile or a moment of relief. It creates balance and keeps the community feeling like a place where we can breathe as well as learn.
So thank you for raising it. It is a helpful reminder.
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10:11 AM, 23rd November 2025, About 3 months ago
Hilarious! Perfect item for the Sunday supplement. Gave me and my husband a much needed laugh. Landlords don’t always have to take ourselves too seriously.