Only idiots have jobs!

I applied in November to refinance one of my several properties. A huge amount of information was needed of my portfolio and some of the data required didn’t fit the pre-loaded application form.

I therefore completed what could be captured online and then completed the rest by hand. All the information sought from me was received – and an offer in principle was achieved. Hay ho!

There was no time however to finalise everything before my Christmas holiday so I suspended the application til the New Year. I called the company yesterday to check if the mortgage deal was still available. It is, but I have to re-apply for the decision in principle.

The company said they’d resend me the information I sent them in November and then I could just check it and resubmit it.

I opened up the email to see that I’d also been sent their internal correspondence:

Dear ….

New app attached, client has decided to send everything individually, some written, some typed. Apologies for her stupidness!!

…….
Buy-to-let consultant

Hmmmm…. I’m just a poor lowly landlord of a multi-million £ portfolio. Only idiots have jobs, eh?

Lord of the Manor