Mystic Mortar Arrives with a Weekly Horoscope for Landlords

Something new is about to sparkle across Property118 every Friday. Starting on 29th August 2025, our very own star-gazer Mystic Mortar will be publishing a weekly horoscope written especially with UK landlords in mind.

Expect playful predictions, a dash of property wit, and just enough cosmic mischief to make you wonder if Mercury really is in retrograde when your boiler breaks down. Each zodiac sign will get a short, sharp reading in the style of Mystic Meg, but with a landlord twist.

This will be a light-hearted, purely-for-fun addition to Property118’s serious landlord news and guidance. Think of it as a Friday treat: a quick read to brighten your day before the weekend viewings, maintenance calls or (if you’re lucky) a proper rest.

We’d love to hear what you think. Do you already read your horoscope? Will you be checking Mystic Mortar’s column each week? Let us know in the comments below — and if you’re brave, share your star sign so we can see which landlords are ruled by Leo, Capricorn, or Pisces.

Mark the date in your diary: Friday 29th August. The stars are aligning for landlords… and Mystic Mortar is ready with the crystal ball.